saddestblogger:

when u throw a banana peel in mario kart and end up hitting it on the next lap

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unclefather:

working 9 to 5

unclefather:

working 9 to 5

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awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a  Squidward.

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sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

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chokoraitodisuko:

accepting her fate

chokoraitodisuko:

accepting her fate

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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