do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

(Source: gameraboy, via aduhm)

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh, via morebeyoncethanyou)

heartlessdivine:

whiskey-neat:

My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.

Now the whole neighborhood can watch as a friendship is blown away by a blue turtle shell

heartlessdivine:

whiskey-neat:

My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.

Now the whole neighborhood can watch as a friendship is blown away by a blue turtle shell

(Source: neaterwhiskey, via clavid)

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

(via aduhm)

me:*owns 264 unread books*
me:*buys 17 new books*
me:*rereads harry potter*

sigurrossgeller:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

(via awkwardvagina)

datassium:

finally

datassium:

finally

(via tyleroakley)

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via awkwardvagina)